Fuck

I knew this day was gonna happen. Work is going to be awkward and crazy as fuck.

mandalizette:

Looooove this. Omg. Joseph. In a suit. Panty dropper.

mandalizette:

Looooove this. Omg. Joseph. In a suit. Panty dropper.

(Source: i-sucked-the-ten-inch)

“When you really matter to someone, that person will always make time for you. No excuses, no lies, and no broken promises.”
— (via ann—bittersuesz)

What I think about all the time.

(Source: tattoophrases, via ann--bittersuesz)

dlsrlz:

andthengreenmetblue:

one of my favourite posts on tumblr

Preach

dlsrlz:

andthengreenmetblue:

one of my favourite posts on tumblr

Preach

(Source: ilovecharts, via dhanicabazos)

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

(via dhanicabazos)

black-frostbite:

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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Holy fuck finally someone who understands

(via dhanicabazos)

naughtily:

kishona:

auntiespaz:

Poor little guy looks like he’s saying

“You want me to leave? Okay…”

“You sure you want me to go? ‘cause I can stay…if you want…”

NO STAY, CHUBBY LIL SEAL

AW

(Source: delusionaldragqueen, via live2feelalive)